Piper Faraday/Dialogue
SteamWorld Heist
TBA
Piper: I’m sorry for dragging you into these fights, Wonky.
Wonky: We’ve been through tough times before, Ma’am.
Piper: Yes, but I’m getting thoroughly tired of weathering them. I’m sick of being on the run.
Wonky: We haven’t been a lawful enterprise for a long time now, Ma’am.
Piper:
I’ve been thinking a bit about the past, Wonky.
What if we’d done what the Royalists wanted way back then? Just followed orders.
Wonky: That doesn’t sound like something you would do, Captain.
Piper: If we’d just completed that delivery and not stuck our noses where they didn’t belong.
Wonky: We wouldn’t be outlaws, but those poor steambots would have had to endure the work camps instead.
Piper: You’re right as usual, Wonky. But what if we’d never found out that they wanted us to transport prisoners?
Wonky: You made the right call, Captain. I wouldn’t have served under you this long if you hadn’t helped them escape.
Piper: Only goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished.
Piper:
Smuggling black market Gallons was only supposed to be temporary, right?
Wonky: Maybe we took the easy way out, but could you imagine the two os us rustlin’ steam-cattle?
Piper: Poor creatures.
Wonky: I’m built into this chair, I’m a pilot. You, you’re a captain, that’s what we are.
Piper: At least we’ve found good use for those skills now.